Monday, October 27, 2008

What the MOFO!!!

I need some serious M&M reinforcements QUICK! I hate the word "Malah" -says in squeeky, babyish voice-

Malah this, and Malah that.

I officially hate Mallet. I do.

No wonder Marina get's jealous next week. She has a GOOD reason! Jealousy means you love someone enough to care about who they are with. And Mallet hanging out with Dinah 24/7 is just...DISCUSTING, creepy, un-natural, dispicable, rude, assinine, jackassy, rotton.

Mallet had better give Marina a speech 698 trillion times better than the one he gave Dinah today. If he doesn't....let's just say the next music video I make will be called, "Womanizer".

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha, remember who GAVE you that idea of the Womanizer vid :D

haha

we should make an acct that bashes Malah, and Mallet. AND...

Dinah..

muwahahha!

Rebekah said...

Well that would make a Malah vid, and I can't stomach making such a monstrosity. :S

Anonymous said...

how in the hell do you get these big fancy words like "monstrosity"?!

OMFG im so gonna fart on you on the bus :P

Rebekah said...

I have a very sophisticated vocabulary. :)

OMG dude...seriously. That's just repelling! haha.

I'll shove Cath/Gil in your face! I'm sure that'll stink more than you.

Anonymous said...

omg, Im so over that cheating sleeze.. haha.. poor Sara.. oh well. Sara kinda kicked him to the curb anyways... she left, but HE kinda convinced her to. *Glares at G, then kills him*

Oh well, now NONE of them can have him. :)

Darn it, and to think I wanted him too :(

haha

oh, btw, remind me to eat tons of baked beans before gettin on the bus... They make my farts more fresh and smellier! :)

Rebekah said...

Holy shiznit. I wont remind you at all....you wont have room for ice capps then..:(

You killed Griss? Can I come to the funeral so I can spit on his grave? (Sorry...but the guy just rots as much as your farts.)

You can still have him ya know...but Rob's off limits. :D

Rebekah said...

Yeah, cause I'm the one who grows corpse plants outside my house...MISS ELIZABETH. Ahem. Look in the mirror hun, it's YOU who likes to smell your farts and imagine yourself in a field of flowers. Enjoying your picnic of shit and beans?

Rebekah said...

My msn is effed up. Talk to me.

Anonymous said...

AHEM...

MISS BEKAH...

*picks nose and wipes it on you*

hahaha...

Its MISS Elizabeth soon-to-be-MRS. ELIZABETH MUSGROVE-TRESEMER!!!

Muwhahaha!


and a corpse garden? woah.. burry me there?

I'll be like BOO through your bathroom window all the time when you're trying to push that extra hard piece of poop out, and then it'll slide out just easy..

ORRRR You can have robbie squeeze you like he's doing the hemlic manuver... wouldnt that be someting?

Rebekah said...

It would be quite disturbing actually. You and your sick little fantasies...

Personally I'd like to get a warm hug from the man. But if you want him to help squeeze poo outta me, than that's fine too. Closer the better.

Me+Remote=Freaky

Anonymous said...

ew... what if someone did the nasty with their hand, then touched the remote?!?!

That'd be robbie's... swimmer's you'd be.. haha *grins and laughs loud and snorts* God, wayyy too kinky.

Rebekah said...

OMG..hah this has gone too far.

This IS an M&M fan blog ya know...Meaning Rob and Mandy too...

(I'm waiting for an M&M baby!!!!!)

Anonymous said...

haha good luck waitin...

cause, he either:

A. Cant have kids
B. Cant get his Jack hammer erect
C. Uh... Marina's not.. "ready" meaning health wise.. like its not that time for the swimmer to hit the egg, and.. make a baby... haha
D. They use too many condoms... :S

heheheh *snorts*

Rebekah said...

Mallet can probably have kids, he just doesn't know it yet. Marina has been ready to have children for a while. She aint a baby, she can get pregnant anytime. They don't use protection because they think he can't have kids.

Do your research kid.

Anonymous said...

DUDE< Im not saying she wouldnt be ready mentally, BUT...

Like.. ya know, there's certain times a month you CANT get preggers... cause ya, and the sperm cant get to the eggs.. duhhh go back to health class. Its required in Ohio to graduate.. But I think all of Morgan High, except for me, has failed cause they all screw eachother, its soo sickening!

haha

Rebekah said...

Wow...see I passed health class in my FRESHMAN year genious.

I know, it's called a frickin ovulation cycle. But people who assume they can't have kids don't really care about that anymore. So she could get pregnant at anytime. If the damn angst would let up...

Anonymous said...

I passed it my 2 years I took it. :D It was amazing class. Though, we didnt condom the banana though :(

that wouldve been fun.. Did you do that?

Anyways, after seeing the babies you did pics of on that site? the one looked freaky.. how do you get a black baby from 2 ass white people???

haha